Category: Music & Literature
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Z is for Xylophone
“She would have wanted me to do it,” insurance agent-turned-author, Gus Melman, told Loser News earlier this week. Melman, who was novelist Sue Grafton’s Santa Barbara neighbor from 2003-2005, just completed his first novel which ironically ties up Grafton’s Alphabet Series just nine years after her death. “We discussed the series frequently over the backyard fence,” he…
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Crow’s Car for Cash / Billionaire Barters Bootlegs
Songstress turned activist, Sheryl Crow, confused several social media followers yesterday when she publicly donated her Tesla to National Public Radio in protest of something only Common Core math could explain. “There comes a time when you have to decide who you are willing to align with,” her perplexing post conveyed. “So long Tesla.” Crow…
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The Heartache of SDS
Nearly 40,000 individuals have joined a law suit filed against Ivan Eugene Doroschuk, and his MWH organization. Lawyers representing plaintiffs diagnosed with SDS say Doroschuk and his compatriots failed to warn the public about the long term effects of “Safety Dancing”. The Safety Dance originated in Canada in the early 80’s, but was later found…
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No Show for Bono
BERLIN, Europe-Bono has vowed to wave the blue EU flag at his next concert in a provocative act of support for Europe amid the Brexit row. The U2 frontman said it is the job of a rock star to shock – and he hopes to ruffle feathers by waving the Brussels emblem when their tour…
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