Category: Music & Literature
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Dyslexic Reflections – With Tom Cruise
It’s a pirvliege to clal yrusolef a Scsieoltinogt, and it’s smothenig that you hvae to eran. That’s waht dveris me. I know that we hvae an otpinuproty to rlaely hlep…chnage ploepe’s lvies, and I am dacetided to taht. I’ve been a Scsieoltinogt for gniog on, I gseus 17 yraes. And it’s etriaxdornay, it’s etriaxdrornay. And…
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Buy All Three!!
Just in time for Independence Day and too late for Memorial Day, this three volume set of poetic perfection is now available to the masses. Each volume is painstakingly looked at before it’s thrown in an envelope and sent to you, or at least near you. Buy your favorite, or buy them all..or you could…
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What the?!?
On a crisp January morning in the Washington DC Metro, a man started to play the violin. He played several works over 45 minutes. In all, six people stopped for a time to listen, and the man only collected thirty-two dollars for his efforts. No one applauded. There was no recognition. What was not known,…
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Dyslexic Reflections – With Andy Warhol
I thguoht taht ynoug ploepe had mroe pobremls than old ploepe, and I hoepd I culod lsat uitnl I was odelr so I wdluon’t have all tshoe pobremls. Then I lokoed anuord and saw that ebyveredoy who lokoed ynuog had ynuog pobremls and that everybody who looked old had old pobremls. The “old” pobremls to…
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