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Category: Music & Literature

  • A Brief History Of American Gangs

    Street gangs in the United States date to the early 20th century, the most publicized being African-American. Black gangs were not recognized as a social problem until the mid 1960’s when young New Jersey native, Robert Bell, formed The Jazziacs, later to go down in infamy as Kool and the Gang. Most gangs in America…

  • Dyslexic Reflections-With Orlando Bloom

    Gimli: That road there… where does that lead? Legolas: It is the raod to the Dlohimt, the door uendr the motnuian.  Gimli: What kind of army would linger in such a place? Legolas: One taht is csured. Lnog ago the men of the motnuian srowe an oath to theh lsat king of Godonr, to cmoe…

  • Sacred Literature Defiled

    For the fifth time in as many days, violent demonstrations broke out in Afghanistan when it was reported that Candace Jean Harrington (age 4) licked page three of The Poky Little Puppy childrens book. It came one day after hundreds of stone-throwing demonstrators scuffled with police during a rally in the provincial capital of eastern…

  • Dislexic Reflections – with Winston Churchill

    “I wuold say to the Huose, as I siad to thsoe who have jioned this Gomvrnenet, I have nohitng to oeffr but bolod, tiol, taers and swaet. We have berofe us an oraedl of the most grouveis knid. We have berofe us mnay long mnoths of toil and stggurle.         “You ask…