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Category: Music & Literature

  • Dear Mr. Bad Australian Accent

    Dear Mr. Bad Australian Accent, I just saw that Men At Work video on Big 80’s Weekend and what the heck is a Vegemite sandwich?!? Sincerely, Slobadan Milosovic   Dear Gene, Crikey!! Vegemite is a blend of tropical fruit, wallaby, and human excrement that all us Genes and Sheilas down unduh’ put on bread. Like…

  • Obama Reaches Out To Llamas, Disenfranchizes Alpacas

    At a White House press conference today, President Obama made a point of addressing the semi-popular Obama-Llama song that was all the rage back in the second week of October ’08. “I just heard it the other day, and it’s a hoot!” the head of state acknowledged. “I just love those darned llamas!”  “Sir, how…

  • The Legion of Selective Tolerance

    Bill Gates, David Rockefeller Sr., Oprah Winfrey and other mega-rich celebrity icons met in New York this month in an effort to form the city’s first superhero group.  The meeting was organized by Gates and his wife Melinda, (also known as the super-duo Cyberslash and Vixen) and included other high profile participants such as; Ted Turner…

  • The Blues Man

    Hi, I’m Russ “Myopic Spam” Chompski, and I’m a blues man.  I’m lead singer, guitar, harmonica, and maracas for the blues band “Myopic Spam and the Wussballs”. We’re currently touring upper mid-west Wisconsin.  You may have heard some of our songs Eatin’ My Deep Fried Heart Out, or possibly The Depressing Fart Song. We’ve been trying to…