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Category: Music & Literature

  • Hormance Novels

    Judging by the success of the Twilight books, the horror/romance genre is picking up some serious steam.  Thus, as an ever eager also ran, I’ve come out with my own gore-filled literary series of love and suspense.  I call it Chrysanthemummy.  The first book, Bandages of Love, introduces our main characters; Chrystal, a shy teen…

  • Home School Musical 2

    As seniors in home school, Lurleen and Larnell struggle with the idea of being in separate class rooms as community college fast approaches. Along with the rest of their siblings, they stage a spring musical to address their experiences, hopes, and fears about their future. Unfortunately, creative differences between Dad and Uncle Jedekiah threaten to…

  • Stupid Book Made Into Stupid Movie!

    How do you spell crap?!? T-W-I-G-H-L…well, you get the idea.  Who decided to remake The Little Vampire?  And why isn’t that adorable Lipnicki kid in it?  I guess this one is like a cross between Interview and Lost Boys, but way stupider.  See, there’s this kind hearted female high school outcast that moves to a small…

  • Rock or Richie

    Okay, maybe these two have never been seen together before, but does that mean they’re the same person?!?   I mean, they’re polar opposites in the personality department. Rock is a hard living, hard partying celebrity icon, while Richie is more of a hard shopping, hard partying celebrity icon.  It’s not like they’ve both hosted…