Category: Music & Literature
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The Proof Is In The Bahamas…
That’s right, folks! Less than a week after stealing my wallet, Mariah Carey married Nick Cannon (Drumline…uh, Drumline). Sources say she’s sporting a 17 carat, 2.5 million dollar ring that Nick “bought her”. As if!! Like you can make that kind of bread off one poorly written, college marching band movie! But if you could,…
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What can I get Bun for his birthday?
Well, as you all know, Bun E. Carlos’ 57th birthday is right around the corner, and I have no idea what to get him. Therefore, I have decided to create the first annual Loser News-Bun E’s Birthday Present Web Contest Palooza. That’s right America, now you can have some say in the gift that celebrates the…
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Mariah Carey Stole My Wallet
Yeah, the boys and I had dinner and then I did the dishes, and THEN I couldn’t find my wallet. So I start looking around, and all of a sudden, I see Mariah Carey on ET. Coincidence?!? I don’t believe in coincidences.
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There Comes A Time…
…when we heed a certain call. When the world must come together as one. There are people dying, and it’s time to lend a hand… (dah, dah, dah)… greatest gift of all. We are the world. We are the children. We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let’s start giving… (something about…
