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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.
High pressure system wisdom
Wishing hindsight equaled
Truth; baby ruthlessly
Ejecting wasted caustic
Gnoshtic noose. Useless
Stews accuse, abuse, and
Brusquely sue for union dues,
Choosing to peruse the
News, then snooze
In orthopedic shoes.
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