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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.
Pleasantly deafening noiseless
Void, cosmically chasmic
In caustic calm; absently
Abysmal, dismally schismal
And visually vexed whilst
Fitfully calm. Resting, yet
Wresting, bereft of the
Best, dressed to depress
Shades of Ryan Seacrest;
Dunklemaniacal, yet
Prosodiacally pointless and
Pantless and scantily dressed.
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