At Skam-O, we’re dedicated to providing intermediate quality toys at reasonable prices to inspire continued purchases as your child matures, and our Parastaltic Playmate line of toys fits that particular profit ratio to a tee.
Our inaugural offering for kids 0-3 is Beautiful Baby Barfo; the rechargeable, regurgitating rapscallion who crawls continuously through a puddle of her own stew until her batteries, and stomach, run dry.
For older girls we offer bolemic Barbie-adjacent bombshell, Barfie, who can eat roughly twice her weight in ice cream, pie, or sandwich spread and bring it back up with a press of her index-action activation switch.
For the animal lover in your home, we have soft, fuzzy Heaves the Cat. Just pump him up, give him a squeeze, and enjoy hours of adorable hairball-launching joy.
And for boys, there’s Lil’ Chucky McUpchuck. With head-spinning, 360° upchuck-action (and a complimentary can of pea soup), he’s sure to drench the whole family in fountains of fun!
Parastaltic Playmates, only from Skam-O. We make things we think you’ll buy so you’ll give us your money.
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