TMZ reports that celebrity personalities, Batboy and Sasquatch, are taking their relationship to the next level. The tabloid-twosome was seen this week coming out of the Beverly Hills offices of Dr. Paul H. Crane, OB/GYN to the stars.
Crane’s office would not divulge the details of the visit, but did say they wouldn’t be surprised to see a little batsquatch on the front page of the Enquirer this time next year.
As the gestational period of bigfoots and yeti is 22 months and for vampire bats just 7 months, it would average out that at Ms. Squatch is approximately 3 months pregnant.
“This is amazing news,” commented Jeremiah Byron, founder and host of podcast and online community, Bigfoot Society. “Until now, we’ve been unable to prove that they could be impregnated by anything outside of their species…in spite of several attempts to do so buy our contributors.”
This is not the first paparazzi pregnancy resided over by Dr. Crane, who not only delivered the children of Hollywood producer, Norman Lear, but also oversaw the expulsion of post-partum parasites, the Kardashian sisters, their bi-pedal spawn, and Beyoncé & Jay-Z’s twin clones, Rumi and Sir. And as Beyoncé herself is 1/4 Wookie, Crane already has more cryptid birthing experience than most of his colleagues.
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