Category: Education
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A Special Installment of “Did You Know?”
Did you know that the researcher pictured in the Did You Know? articles is none other than Dr. Claude D’Juneau, France’s leading epidemiologist from 1983 to 1984 and current over-50 intermural pickleball champion at Sorbonne University in Paris? Dr. D’Juneau has spent a lifetime investigating the secrets of the universe, but regularly takes time to…
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New from Illuminati
It’s never too early for your kids to get a leg up on the competition. That’s why financial elites, Free Masons, and the royal family have set up a program to help rich kids develop strong leadership skills while drowning their nagging consciences in a gravy of globalist glamour. It’s called Illiterati. At Illiterati, our Early Elitist…
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Word Alert!!
Guess what! The words abhorable, adorable, a Dora doll, a Demerol, and A. Dumbledore are in no way the same! You see, abhorable means something is detestable or repugnant (not to be confused with Rapunzel, who is a princess with long hair, bare feet, and a lizard), while adorable is actually just the opposite, meaning…
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Advice From Grandma
My grandma used to say, “You can’t judge a book by its cover…or a cat by it’s stripes, or a pig by its penmanship, or a lobster by it’s appendectomy scar, or a model by her mustache, or a tangerine by it’s singing voice, or a baby by its driving, or a lesbian by her…
