Category: Education
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Advice From Grandma
My grandma used to say, “You can’t judge a book by its cover…or a cat by it’s stripes, or a pig by its penmanship, or a lobster by it’s appendectomy scar, or a model by her mustache, or a tangerine by it’s singing voice, or a baby by its driving, or a lesbian by her…
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Did You Know?
Meteors are made of popcorn. Ellen Degeneris is half vampire and 3/4 asparagus. Lemons are indigenous to the moon. Bea Arthur is a dude.
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Word Alert!!
Guess what!! The words service, cervix, circus, and Serkis are in no way similar on the surface. You see, service is work that is done for others as an occupation or business, while a cervix is the narrow outer end of the uterus. A circus is a big tent full of sideshow freaks, abused animals,…
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Word Alert!!
Guess what!! Epidemiologists, the epididymis, and epiglottises are actually all different things! Straight dope!! You see, an epidemiologist is a scientist (or bioterrorist…or disenfranchised college freshman) who studies the patterns, causes, and control of disease in groups of people and, evidently, has them juiced-up and released on the population by Chinese bio-labs. Likewise, the…
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