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My grandma used to say, “You can’t judge a book by its cover…or a cat by it’s stripes, or a pig by its penmanship, or a lobster by it’s appendectomy scar, or a model by her mustache, or a tangerine by it’s singing voice, or a baby by its driving, or a lesbian by her resemblance to Newt Gingrich, or an oncologist by their number of facial ticks.”

And you know what? She was right.