Category: Education
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Educators Speak Out!
In more Texas immigration fallout, Faber College Dean, Vernon Wormer announced today that he has placed the entire state of Texas on “Double Secret Probation”. “It’s time somebody put their foot down,” Wormer announced earlier on Noticiero Telemundo, “y YO SOY ESTA PIE!!” Reports say that along with recent immigration bill shenanigans, the state also killed an ROTC…
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Word Alert!!
Did you’ know, the words spectrum, sputum, sanctum, and cecum sound alike, but they are in no way synonymous (not to be confused with cinnamonesque). No, a spectrum is broad range of related objects, values, characteristics, or pant sizes. Sputum is any material that is expectorated from the lungs, such as phlegm or a Hot…
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No Mo’ Woodrow
The president of Princeton University has bowed to societally pampered protesters’ demands and will call for the removal of Woodrow Wilson’s name from campus. Wilson, former President of Princeton and the United States, has had his legacy come under fire for his views on racial discrimination. Reports say Christopher Eisgruber, Princeton’s current president, gave in…
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Androgynous Education
California students will now have the ability to better manipulate their failing educational system thanks to the blatant stupidity of the state legislature and reprobate governor, Jerry Brown. The bill allows students to use bathrooms and join athletic teams based on their individual “gender identity”, as opposed to their actual identifiable gender. Male students across…
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