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Guess what!! The words service, cervix, circus, and Serkis are in no way similar on the surface.
You see, service is work that is done for others as an occupation or business, while a cervix is the narrow outer end of the uterus.
A circus is a big tent full of sideshow freaks, abused animals, and felons in face paint. And Serkis, specifically Andy Serkis, is an actor best known for his motion-capture roles as talking monkeys and OCD jewelry enthusiasts.
Still, if it surfaced that Serkis had his cervix serviced at the circus, it could circumvent the circulation of his cinematic surplus, though he could almost certainly circumnavigate the circumstances.