Category: Education
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Word Alert!!
Guess what! The terms analyst, annalist, anal cyst, analgesic, and Angelina are in no way related. As you know, an analyst is someone who makes a detailed examination of anything complex in order to understand its nature, while an annalist is a recorder of historical events. Conversely, an anal cyst, or anorectal abcess, is a…
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Educators Speak Out!
In more Texas immigration fallout, Faber College Dean, Vernon Wormer announced today that he has placed the entire state of Texas on “Double Secret Probation”. “It’s time somebody put their foot down,” Wormer announced earlier on Noticiero Telemundo, “y YO SOY ESTA PIE!!” Reports say that along with recent immigration bill shenanigans, the state also killed an ROTC…
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Word Alert!!
Did you’ know, the words spectrum, sputum, sanctum, and cecum sound alike, but they are in no way synonymous (not to be confused with cinnamonesque). No, a spectrum is broad range of related objects, values, characteristics, or pant sizes. Sputum is any material that is expectorated from the lungs, such as phlegm or a Hot…
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No Mo’ Woodrow
The president of Princeton University has bowed to societally pampered protesters’ demands and will call for the removal of Woodrow Wilson’s name from campus. Wilson, former President of Princeton and the United States, has had his legacy come under fire for his views on racial discrimination. Reports say Christopher Eisgruber, Princeton’s current president, gave in…
