Category: Education
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Did You Know?
The Labia is shaped like Italy. Fire beetles are responsible for climate change. The Battle of the Network Stars was rigged. Space marines have landed on Jupiter.
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Math Skills in Los Angeles Still Need Improvement
Just as California math scores had begun to rise, the Democratic National Convention arrived and stamped its flat, fetid, government assisted foot on the festivities. While overseeing a vote among Democratic delegates, Los Angeles Mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa, mistook a 53% negative vote for a 2/3 positive vote, which allowed the words “God” and “Jerusalem” into…
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Word Alert!
Whoo-now! I just realized that the terms "Apocalypse" and "A Popsicle" are different. Sho' nuff! Now, as many of you may be aware, a popsicle is a refreshing frozen desert comprised of kool-aid and a stick. They come in many delicious flavors, such as; strawnana, strawcherry, strawrange, strawguava, strapaya, and purple! The Apocalypse, on the…
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Drunken Short Bus Driver Assumed Handicapped
Pocatello, ID- Lee Jasper Roberson was given a smile and a high five by police today following a vehicluar mishap he caused in a middle school parking lot. Roberson, a recovering alcoholic and substitute short-bus driver, was relieved that he wasn’t arrested for his third DUI in the past eight months. “The judge said he…
