Category: Education
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The French Revultion
Nearly three hundred rioters were jailed yesterday, clashing with police over the government’s proposed raising of the national retirement age. “Comment vous appellez-vous”, said one protestor before police threw him to the ground and stuffed a croisant in mouth. “J’ai perdu mon passeport!!” he managed, spraying buttery, flaky, spit-moistened bread particles in the gendarmes’ collective…
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“Higher” Education
The other day, one of my friends said his son was seriously considering going to one of those vocational schools to become a Paralegal. I nearly soiled myself. Now, I’m not one to stomp on a young person’s dreams, but come on. Where does this dunce expect to work?!? It’s not like there’s a huge…
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Word Alert!!
Jinkies, Scooby. Did you know that the words mediocre and Medicare aren’t the same? Fer shizzle!! Now, mediocre is of middle or poor quality, and Medicare is government sponsored health insurance…of poor quality. I guess they’re actually somewhat similar except mediocre is better because it has the possibility of being average, while Medicare is simply…
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Advice From Grandma
My grandma used to say, “Eat right and exercise…unless you’re too fat, or have to take hemoglobin shots, or bear a remarkable resemblance to Rutger Hauer, or smell like syrup, or have anhidrosis, or have never watched Gladiator, or feel like you’re hands are on the wrong arm, or never christened a boat, or subsist…
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