Category: Education
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Advice From Grandma
My grandma used to say, “Eat right and exercise…unless you’re too fat, or have to take hemoglobin shots, or bear a remarkable resemblance to Rutger Hauer, or smell like syrup, or have anhidrosis, or have never watched Gladiator, or feel like you’re hands are on the wrong arm, or never christened a boat, or subsist…
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Word Alert
Did you know that the words “esophagus” and “sarcophagus” are not the same?!? It’s true. In fact, they’re not even part of the same species, although evolutionists would argue that point. The esophagus (or oesophagus) is sometimes known as the “gullet” and is an organ which consists of a tube through which food passes from the…
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Did You Know?
Candles are made of estrogen. Vegetables have psychic powers. Dopplegangers are invading Barstow. Lip balm is responsible for 75,000 deaths each month. Porcupines are the fastest land mammals.
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Say Something Stupid and Apologize Later
Ya’ know what? I sure hate them Hymie diamond merchants. In fact, if the Jews want to get it on, tell them to pin their yarmulkes back and come over to my house… J.K. I’m just funning, and I’m very sorry if I hurt your little Jew feelings. See how easy that was, America?!? You…
