Category: Education
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Trooper Cooper’s “10-Code” Safety Tips
10-4 Citizens, Trooper Cooper here to 5 some 43 so you’ll be 50-free this holiday season. The other night, I had just 41’d and was conducting a 36 of the local stop and rob when I noticed a potential 56 exiting the establishment holding a wine cooler and an armful of feminine hygeine items. I…
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Word Alert!!
Holy cow!! I just realized how much the words "euphamism" and "emphysema" look alike! So, I thought I'd better get on the old blog to alert my readers to the potential confusiality of these two completely unrelated terms. Now one is the act or an example of substituting a mild, indirect, or vague term for one…
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Advice From Grandma
My Grandma used to say, “Never trust a skinny Italian…or an Irishman that doesn’t swear…or a tall Cambodian, or an Austrian with a small mustache, or cattle, or a German with a small head, or people that have a criminal record, or people that keep records of criminals, or malt shop owners, or the Taliban,…
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The Global Threat of T-Shirts
Well, if you’re like me, and I hope you’re not, then you’ve already heard about the contentious t-shirts that kids are wearing to school these days. Well, I recall a day when Sister Mary Screamsalot would whack you in the face with a yard stick if your pants fell down by accident on the playground. …
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