Category: Education
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Advice From Grandma
My Grandma used to say, “Never eat at a place that serves eskimos, or has a P in it’s name, or uses styrofoam, or is named after an astronaut, or faces south, or sells it’s own gravy, or has foreigners in the kitchen…unless it’s a foreign restaurant that cooks dishes from the foreign country the…
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Did You Know?
The rhinoceros is part of the ostrich family. Cannibals won’t eat Oprah. The United States is a planet in the Nebular System. Captain and Tenille are really robotic mercenaries bent on world domination. Mice control time.
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“Higher” Education
The other day, one of my friends said his son was seriously considering going into the “Colonary Arts” after high school. I almost threw-up in my mouth. I mean I’m all supportive of other peoples ideas as long as they’re not stupid, but come one. I mean, who wants to hang colons on their walls?!? So,…
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Word Alert
Guess what?!? The words “inconsistent” and “incontinent” are not the same. For true! Evidently, inconsistent means to not be consistent, while incontinent is the opposite of “abroad” (e.g., “No, I didn’t go overseas, I’m incontinent.”), while abroad is a politically correct reference to a woman of the female persuasion. Your welcome.
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