Who wants to eat at overly aggressive, in-your-face burger joints like Smash Burger, In-N-Out, and Burger Beast, or at bastions of culinary elitism like Crown Burger and Burger King? Not America.
No, the average American wants a mediocre burger the size of a human head that’s ready to be consumed before they’re even hungry. Americans want Burger Dunce.
At Burger Dunce, you have a myriad of two choices and options to choose from breakfast, lunch, and dinner. There’s:
The Dunce– a half-pound of burger-like meat topped with mayonnaise, ranch dressing, pickles, onions, blue cheese, and a stick of butter, all nestled within an extra-large, enriched, white-flour bun.
Or try The Double Dunce– just like the Dunce, but with two half-pound patties and an extra bun wedged between, plus an extra stick of butter. It’s doubly delicious!
Want less toppings, pick some off. Gluten intolerant? Go somewhere else. Vegan? Go back to California, hippie! Burger Dunce makes and sells burgers.
And be sure to try the all-you-can-eat, self-service Fry Fountain, where the whole family can hand-cook their own French fries in a cascade of molten canola oil.
Burger Dunce, with 5 locations inside a half-mile radius in downtown Dayton.
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