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Flash Gourdin’

And now, a special Halloween poem from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.

Rhapsodic, rutted, and rotund

Wretch, emptied and etched,

Fetchingly fetched from

Fields filled and yielding

Sun-gilded silt of stiltedly

Congealed elliptical fruits,

Rootless yet suited for

Holiday use, spruced and

Illumined for miscreant

Youths to bruise and

Leave oozing on

Stupefied stoops.

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