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New in Nordic Nesting!

Everone knows the most stylish furniture comes from Denmark, and now the Danes have deigned to share their Scandinavian stylings with America…or else lose Greenland.  And Ja Gott Furnishings in Denmark’s Faroe Island archipelago has designed an entire line of home furnishings just for their American pig-dog allies.  It’s called The Vakurleiki Er Pínsla collection.

The entire line will be available next summer, but the good fólks at Ja Gott have made available for a limited time the forerunner of their furniture fleet, the uber-stylish Odironik Chair.

Lovingly crafted from basaltic lava fused with mammoth tusks and the mystic remains of the indigenous Scandinavian people, the jagged beauty of this lovely piece will accentuate hotel, home, or hovel with equal stylocity.  And it’s eclectic ergonomic design will keep guests shifting in their seat right up until their early departure.

Odironik Chair, available from Ja Gott Furnishings for as long as Denmark plays along.

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