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Guess what!  The words profiler, pro-lifer, prolific, and prophylactic are not the same.  Honest injun!!

See, a profiler is a person who predicts the likely behavior of another person based on the information available about them, whereas a pro-lifer is someone who advocates for the legal protection of human embryos and fetuses.

Conversely, prolific means productive or fruitful and a prophylactic is a contraceptive device.

Therefore, a profiler might assume that a pro-lifer is prolific in his support of prophylactics, but to proffer the probability of that possibility is practically preposterous and problematic to prove.