Deke is an extremely complex simpleton. He’s clean, but has a distinct odor. He looks sort of like like Jesse James, but doesn’t know exactly who that is. He constantly amazes himself. Deke is the “every man”… providing the every man is afraid of lobsters and has a nervous tick he passes off as a dance move.
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You look remarkably similar to a psychopathic fingerpainter.
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