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What can I get Bun for his birthday?

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Well, as you all know, Bun E. Carlos’ 57th birthday is right around the corner, and I have no idea what to get him.  Therefore, I have decided to create the first annual Loser News-Bun E’s Birthday Present Web Contest Palooza.  That’s right America, now you can have some say in the gift that celebrates the birth of one of the greatest percussionists of all time, but mostly the 70’s and 80’s! 

All you have to do is point that arrow thing at the “comments” line below and then click the left button on that scrolly thing, and voila!! Then just fill in those boxes with the pertinent information and place your choice for a gift in the “comments” box (that’s the big white one near the bottom, just slightly above the “preview” and “post” buttons) and hit the “post” button (which is the button to the right of the “preview” button, and just below the big white box labelled “comments”). 

Once you’ve completed that, sit at your computer and wait for me to judge all of your suggestions… don’t go anywhere, because I might choose you!!  If I do select your gift, I will immediately (which is a subjective term) inform you of your success.  You will then be eligible to be entered for the possibility at the chance of winning the grand prize at a later date!!

Good luck, America!!

(Oh, I only have a budget of like $6.83, so keep that in mind.)

One response to “What can I get Bun for his birthday?”

  1. Tom C. Avatar

    Yes!! Yes!! A contest where you pick a present to win a prize. I like that! I like that very much!! Mayhaps I would get him a aural projection stone! Yes, he would love one of those! No!! No!! I must get him a celestial reading by kidnapping him and taking him to our South American Scientology Compound. Yes!! That’s it! It is as it should be, and thus it shast be!! Yes!! Ha! HA HA HA!! HA HA HA Ha ha h…h…

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  1. Tom C.

    Yes!! Yes!! A contest where you pick a present to win a prize. I like that! I like that very much!! Mayhaps I would get him a aural projection stone! Yes, he would love one of those! No!! No!! I must get him a celestial reading by kidnapping him and taking him to our South American Scientology Compound. Yes!! That’s it! It is as it should be, and thus it shast be!! Yes!! Ha! HA HA HA!! HA HA HA Ha ha h…h…

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