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If I learned that Panda, one of my favorite restaurants, killed a baby seal, I would be quite upset and would likely boycott them. While their Orange Chicken is amazing, it isn’t worth the death of a baby seal. Not to mention the questions that would arise. Are they killing a baby seal for some new menu item?
I for one hope that Panda never kills baby seals.
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They don’t actually kill the seals, they hire that out to a subcontractor called Greenpieces who harvest them for MSG, as baby seals are a rich source of monosodium glutamate.
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If I learned that Panda, one of my favorite restaurants, killed a baby seal, I would be quite upset and would likely boycott them. While their Orange Chicken is amazing, it isn’t worth the death of a baby seal. Not to mention the questions that would arise. Are they killing a baby seal for some new menu item?
I for one hope that Panda never kills baby seals.
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They don’t actually kill the seals, they hire that out to a subcontractor called Greenpieces who harvest them for MSG, as baby seals are a rich source of monosodium glutamate.
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