Are you a senior citizen in marginal health with two or more years of college level athletic eligibility? If so, you may still have some value in society.
Recently, the NCAA and AARP formed a partnership to ensure educational and athletic opportunities to people fifty years and older, who have not played four or more years of collegiate sports, and do not yet hold a college degree.
The NCAARP, or the National Collegiate Athletic Association of Retired Persons, is a non-profit organization that gives the elderly a chance to complete their education for free, simply by participating in athletic programs at their school of choice.
“It’s like a reverse mortgage”, explained NCAARP celebrity spokesperson, Brett Favre. “But instead of paying you money for a house we’ll one day possess, we provide you with an education in exchange for your dwindling health, until you graduate…or die. What could be simpler?”
Current scholarship programs being offered include; Human Wall Practice Field Backstop, Swimming Pool Chemical Test Subject, Varsity Football Scout Defense Participant, and many more.
Why work through your golden years when your golden years could already be working for you?
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