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Back To The Land Before Furious

Directors Don Bluth (Rock-A-Doodle), Robert Zemeckis (Who Framed Roger Rabbit), and John Singleton (Boyz n Da Hood) merge their vast directoral talents to create the most amalgamous cinematic after-birth since the Laff-A-Lympics.

When fast living, fast loving Toretto and O’Conner drive their suped-up Mitsubishis through a flaming time warp created by a combination of nitrus oxide and Axe body spray, they’re befriended by a group of juvenile dinosaurs on a quest to find a magical fruit that will save the world from sadness.

The high speed duo decide to drive their prehistoric companions to the Valley Of Goodness, but when they get there, they realize they don’t have enough fuel to get home…

Luckily, Doc shows up with an extra Flux-Capacitor so the boys can get back in time to win the race.

*THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED

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    Looks like one of the more promissing movies slated for summer release. Unless they finish “The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes” remake with Charlie Sheen in time. Then all bets are off.

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  1. Christy Cakeface

    Looks like one of the more promissing movies slated for summer release. Unless they finish “The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes” remake with Charlie Sheen in time. Then all bets are off.

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