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Jinkies, Scooby. Did you know that the words mediocre and Medicare aren’t the same? Fer shizzle!!

Now, mediocre is of middle or poor quality, and Medicare is government sponsored health insurance…of poor quality. I guess they’re actually somewhat similar except mediocre is better because it has the possibility of being average, while Medicare is simply mired in a rancid vat of insufficience.

And that’s one to grow on.