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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.

 

Frozen prancey ponies chain-

Sawed and carved in likenesses,

Of ponies prancing hoofishly

‘Ponst poo-filled pooled ponds.

Swoon ye aye, John Fogerty, and capture

Frapuccino flasks for Groupies’

Groovy greying ghosts,

And Deborah Messing’s failing charm.