Wilma Lou Harris (80) of Sabina, OH, told reporters today that Anna Nicole Smith’s boyfriend, Howard K. Stern, and two of the playmate’s doctors conspired to steel her false teeth which she kept in a coffee mug near the side of her bed.
“I heard them talking about it the other day in the cafeteria,” Harris related while microwaving her Jello. “Those three are always up to something!!”
Staff at the Shady Acres Retirement Village where Harris resides are skeptical. “I think she may have just imagined that,” suggests Ian James, assistant night manager of Shady Acres. “None of their names are in the visitors’ log for that day.”
However, James recanted later after receiving a phone call from Rosie O’Donell’s lawyer.
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