The other day, one of my friends said his son was seriously considering going into the “Colonary Arts” after high school. I almost threw-up in my mouth. I mean I’m all supportive of other peoples ideas as long as they’re not stupid, but come one. I mean, who wants to hang colons on their walls?!?
So, I told him what a moron his son was, and that he’d never find a school to teach something as idiotic as that, but he was all, “There’s like five schools within the state that specialize in it.” Sure, there are.
Anyway, since his kid is a complete failure, I suggested he get him an appointment at Vo-Tech to learn how to retread tires or something, and he gets upset. People with dumb kids are so sensitive!
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