Boo-yah citizens, and welcome to another installment of Losers Sports Update. Well, it’s February 2, and you know what that means!! That’s right, Groundhog Day!
The day the beaver-like mega-squirrel hops out of his cave and tells us if the Lions are in for another losing season. Legend has it that if he sees his shadow the Lions are in for a humiliating year of putrid proffessional pig-skin performance. However, if he doesn’t see it, the Lions will pick a receiver as their first choice in the draft.
Either way a total Motor City suck-fest! Boo-yah!!
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