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I know what you mean, Hulk. The other day I was wearing Michael Jordan’s underwear rereading the manuscript I co-wrote with Cheech Marin, called Cheech and Cuba: Up In Fumes. It’s about a couple of buddies that drive around in their semi, smuggling Fresca across state lines where it’s been abolished. I drive the truck with my cat “Flash” and Cheech drives a Ford Maverick around with his girlfriend Candace Bergen and tries to keep Smokey (a.k.a., the cops) off my tail. Anyway, I get confused by movies sometimes, too.
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I know what you mean, Hulk. The other day I was wearing Michael Jordan’s underwear rereading the manuscript I co-wrote with Cheech Marin, called Cheech and Cuba: Up In Fumes. It’s about a couple of buddies that drive around in their semi, smuggling Fresca across state lines where it’s been abolished. I drive the truck with my cat “Flash” and Cheech drives a Ford Maverick around with his girlfriend Candace Bergen and tries to keep Smokey (a.k.a., the cops) off my tail. Anyway, I get confused by movies sometimes, too.
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