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Guess what!! Epidemiologists,  the epididymis, and epiglottises are actually all different things!   Straight dope!!

You see, an epidemiologist is a scientist (or bioterrorist…or disenfranchised college freshman) who studies the patterns, causes, and control of disease in groups of people and, evidently, has them juiced-up and released on the population by Chinese bio-labs.

Likewise, the epididymis is a set of coiled tubes that lead from the bong-bongs to the tee-tee that store gametes until they are ready to be released on the population by Chinese bio-labs.

The epiglottis is a leaf-shaped flap in the throat that prevents Twinkies and Jolt Cola from entering the trachea, the lungs, and, ultimately, the epidymis.  Full circle!

And that’s one to grow on.