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A Geological Insight

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    Wow! I can honestly say that I learned something new. I’m so thankful for the wisdom of Eldon Tubbs!

    I had been under the impression that Vulcanism was the primary religion of aliens from the planet Vulcan. And I have been contacting my representatives in the government to pass all sorts of restrictions on those who practice Vulcanism. After all, why would we let those who practice an alien religion (and are probably aliens themselves) do anything on planet earth? I was clearly misguided.

    I will be sharing this article with my representatives and ask them to repeal the laws that infringe on those with, or without, beliefs about volcanoes.

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      Kudos for rethinking your deeply ignorant religious prejudices, Icon92! As you know, Tubbs was a staunch anti-Vulcite who once wrote:

      “Dr. Spock shouldn’t tell people how to raise their kids… especially, since Vulcans don’t even have emotions.”

      But that never effected his deep appreciation for volcanoes. In fact, he guest authored an article some years back that should bring you great joy this holiday season.

      Volcanoes Are Our Friends?

      Best regards,

      Glump

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  1. icons92

    Wow! I can honestly say that I learned something new. I’m so thankful for the wisdom of Eldon Tubbs!

    I had been under the impression that Vulcanism was the primary religion of aliens from the planet Vulcan. And I have been contacting my representatives in the government to pass all sorts of restrictions on those who practice Vulcanism. After all, why would we let those who practice an alien religion (and are probably aliens themselves) do anything on planet earth? I was clearly misguided.

    I will be sharing this article with my representatives and ask them to repeal the laws that infringe on those with, or without, beliefs about volcanoes.

    Like

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      Kudos for rethinking your deeply ignorant religious prejudices, Icon92! As you know, Tubbs was a staunch anti-Vulcite who once wrote:

      “Dr. Spock shouldn’t tell people how to raise their kids… especially, since Vulcans don’t even have emotions.”

      But that never effected his deep appreciation for volcanoes. In fact, he guest authored an article some years back that should bring you great joy this holiday season.

      Volcanoes Are Our Friends?

      Best regards,

      Glump

      Like