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I’m disappointed by this news outlet for allowing sponsorship revenue cloud their judgement. I thought the editor was more discerning in the type of sponsors that they would allow on their site. Even a pleb can tell by reading this ad that joining Instagram is a poor life choice. I for one would appreciate if the sponsorships accepted by the outlet created positivity in the world. Google would be a far better sponsor. They have a great slogan “Don’t be evil”.
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I’m not sure what this “Googly” thing is, but not doing evil is one of the best things to not do. I believe it’s even in the hippocratic oath! And if Hippocrates said it, it’s probably true. He was the king of the hippos after all.
Live long and prostate,
Glump
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I’m disappointed by this news outlet for allowing sponsorship revenue cloud their judgement. I thought the editor was more discerning in the type of sponsors that they would allow on their site. Even a pleb can tell by reading this ad that joining Instagram is a poor life choice. I for one would appreciate if the sponsorships accepted by the outlet created positivity in the world. Google would be a far better sponsor. They have a great slogan “Don’t be evil”.
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I’m not sure what this “Googly” thing is, but not doing evil is one of the best things to not do. I believe it’s even in the hippocratic oath! And if Hippocrates said it, it’s probably true. He was the king of the hippos after all.
Live long and prostate,
Glump
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