California Presi…Governor, Gavin Newsom, held a press conference today after signing an Executive Order which would ease restrictions on mask mandates within the state. Newsom touted the move as Phase One of a new step-down program to restore certain freedoms to certain citizens as the Covid saga lurches into its third year.
Executive Order G-01-22, in addition to placing restrictions on Smuckers jelly consumption, exempts anyone named “Gavin” from having to wear a mask, “whether indoors, outdoors, or while on the pooper”.
His wife Gavin, and their four children; Gavin, Gavin, Gavin, and Jr. stood behind him at the signing, and removed their masks before the ink was dry.
“It’s about time, “remarked Gavin, the other Gavin’s joining in for a good laugh.
Along with the loosening of mask restrictions, Newsom’s order mandates the wearing of orange safety vests for anyone not named Gavin.
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