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Move over, Big Bird!  There’s another childhood icon Big Pharma is pimping out to draw kids to the Dr’s Office like Grandma to the bug-zapper!!  It’s everyone’s favorite talking shark, Jabberjaw!!

From September 1976 to September 1978, kids of all ages got to submerge themselves in the underwater antics of four teens and a 15 foot carnivorous predator, as they joined forces to solve mysteries and sing catchy songs as aquatic rock band, the Neptunes.  And now a new generation can join in the fun as the Jabber-Crew takes on the Corona Virus with seven new cartoon episodes and the Neptunes new album, Jabtastic.

Along with the original Jabberjaw Theme-song and You Gotta Believe in Love, the Neptunes’ will release three new cover-tunes that promise to rocket up the charts…of the animated children’s show music genre.  Jabber’ Time, Jabster’s Paradise, and Once, Twice, Three-Times a Jabber are sure to get the whole family off the couch and onto the exam table to get a smooth, refreshing, but woefully ineffective, injection. 

Jabtastic is available on iTunes, and new Jabberjaw episodes are streaming now on HBO Max for the low monthly fee of $4.99*.

 

*with proof of three boosters.