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In more Texas immigration fallout, Faber College Dean, Vernon Wormer announced today that he has placed the entire state of Texas on “Double Secret Probation”.

“It’s time somebody put their foot down,” Wormer announced earlier on Noticiero Telemundo, “y YO SOY ESTA PIE!!”

Reports say that along with recent immigration bill shenanigans, the state also killed an ROTC cadet’s horse, threw a Toga Party, and put the moves on Student Body President, Greg Marmalard’s girlfriend.

Shermer High School Assistant Principal, Richard Vernon concurred.  “Texas ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of itself and a little less time trying to impress people.”