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Amidst sexual harrassement allegations throughout Tinsel Town, a new, even more disturbing allegation has been waged against one of Hollywood’s most controversial members. Earlier today, Raven Symone, star of That’s So Raven, The View, and multiple food commercials, publicly accused Rosie O’Donnell of forcing her to eat at Golden Corral and Burger King on multiple occasions between 2014 and 2015.

The portly star alleges that, at the age of 19, O’Donnell pressured Symone into accompanying her to the aforementioned restaurants on at least seven occasions.

“I was just trying to get a spot on The View,” Symone related during a press conference this morning. “She said I had to pay my dues…but I didn’t know what she meant…at least, at first.”

The child celebrity gained over ninety pounds in two weeks under O’Donnell’s influence, and was also forced to watch Stakeout 2 more than fifty times.

O’Donnell issued a statement this afternoon via Twitter which read, “I didn’t have to put a gun to your head. You loved it!”

An hour later, her publicist, Cindy Berger, walked back the remarks. “Rosie has nothing but respect for Ms. Symone, but denies any allegations of quid pro quo agreements between the two. She just doesn’t like dining alone, and her wife, Michelle (Rounds), can’t stand to watch her eat.”

Symone, whose weight has fluctuated from 94 to 420 lbs over the past three years places the blame directly on O’Donnell’s beefy shoulders.

“She’s ruined my life”, the emotional entertainer remarked over a mouthful of Chalupa. “We have to stop letting these Hollywood predators get away with this!”

Unfortunately for Symone, the statute of limitations for forced gluttony ran out in 2016, leaving civil litigation and social media as her only hopes for justice.