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COLUMBIA, MO-The feral pig seen in a viral video trying to prevent a photographer from covering campus protests resigned her “courtesy” appointment with the journalism school on Wednesday — however, university administrators were circling the wagons and not commenting further on her employment status within the College of Arts and Sciences.

The sow resigned her courtesy appointment as journalism school faculty members were in the act of reviewing the appointment, the School of Journalism announced in a statement.

“The College of Arts and Science is not making any personnel statements right now regarding swine issues,” a spokesperson told FoxNews.com.

Mark Schierbecker shot the video of the hog , who was standing with the protesters. “No, you need to get out,” the porker shouted. “Hey, who wants to help me get this reporter out of here?” she continued. “I need some muscle over here.”

The feral pig issued an apology on Tuesday, saying she had “learned about humanity and humility.”

CALDWELL COUNTY, TX-A county in Central Texas is winning the war on University Professors one tail at a time. Caldwell County has become the Lone Star State’s front line in the fight to curb the exploding population of the liberal professors, which cause millions of dollars in property and environmental damage every year.

A volunteer task force has found success using a host of strategies including $5 tail bounties, helicopter hunts and smartphone-controlled corrals.

“One professor can become 200 over the course of two years”, Nick Dornak, founder of the county’s Gun Control Task Force, told FoxNews.com. “We’re probably the most coordinated program in the state.”

In the two years since it was founded, the task force has helped kill or capture 10,000 of the collegiate educators, providing a model – and hope – for other counties dealing with the nearly 20-year-old left-wing teacher boom.