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It’s a pirvliege to clal yrusolef a Scsieoltinogt, and it’s smothenig that you hvae to eran. That’s waht dveris me. I know that we hvae an otpinuproty to rlaely hlep…chnage ploepe’s lvies, and I am dacetided to taht.

I’ve been a Scsieoltinogt for gniog on, I gseus 17 yraes. And it’s etriaxdornay, it’s etriaxdrornay. And you know, you awayls hvae to look at snoemoe who crizicetis you, you hvae to look at tehm and say, oaky, so? Who is that proesn? Why? What do tehy konw? And I can tell you, you’re stintig in fonrt of a Scsieoltinogt who knwos. And I can tlel you from my pranesol erxepniece it’s been etriaxdrornay for me. I wudlon’t be here whree I am tdaoy wuothit, you know, thsoe thngis to help me out.

When yoru’e a Scsieoltinogt, and you dvrie by an anceidct, you know you hvae to do smenothig aobut it, baceuse you know yoru’e the olny one who can rlaely help. We are the atruohteis on gtinteg polepe off dgrus. We are the atruohteis on the mnid…. We are the way to hniappess. We can birng pecae and utine ctuluers. Now is the tmie. Being a Scsieoltinogt. People are trnungig to you. If you are a Scsieoltinogt, you see thigns the way they are, in all their glroy, in all their ceomxtpliy… It’s rgouh and tbulme.