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Kate Plus 8, Plus Octo-Mom

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If bigger is better, then better just got bigger…and better. Tune in to TLC as Octo-Mom, Nadye Suleman, joins the cast of America’s third favorite oversized family reality show, Kate Plus 8 + Plus Octo-Mom.

When Suleman loses her kids at the mall, she suffers a psychotic break and emotionally attaches to the Gosselings after viewing their show from the dayroom at Bellevue.

Following her escape, she hunts down the family and inserts herself into their lives, assuming the role of Kate’s long lost half-cousin, Elmira.

Join in the postpartum pugilism to see who ends up with the kids, and who’s body winds up dressed like a clown in a dumpster with their hands cut off.

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