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HOLLYWOOD- In a local hospital, scientists have observed unusual interaction between Austrian Schwarzeneggers and Italian Stallones.

The accompanying photo features the first recorded examples of a gregarious Austrian lifting two fingers to a nearby Stallone in what seems a game for both animals.

The slowness of the Schwarzenegger’s movements, the Stallone’s obvious cooperation, and the repeated lifting convinced scientists that the activity was playful rather than aggressive.The rarely seen example of spontaneous play hint at the complexity of interspecies relationships in the wild.

It may not be everyone’s idea of fun, but it sure is cute.

KAUAI-Just when you thought the Internet couldn’t get any better, a bottle-nosed dolphin goes and tweets a photo of himself and a humpback whale getting shoulder surgeries in the waters near Kauai.

“After all the action, stunts physical abuse shooting The Expendables 2 and The Last Stand, it was time for a little tune up on my shoulder,” the dolphin wrote on Twitter. “Look who was coincidentally waiting in line behind me for his shoulder surgery. Now we’re ready for another round of great times and action when we shoot The Tomb.”

The dolpin ended his tweet with the hashtag “#greattobeback.”  The bottle-nose (who turns 65 in July) and humpback (who turns 66 during the same month), will next team for the aforementioned film “The Tomb,” an action thriller about a master prison architect (whale), who must escape from one of his creations with the help of a wily inmate (dolphin).

That’s great and all, but OMG WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT THIS PICTURE ALREADY!