Loser News

Once more, Michael Bay is perched on the brink of genius with his newest installment of the Transformers saga.

This time, Sam Witwicky hooks up with an out-of-his-league hotty and is thrust into the chaos and mayhem of a vehicle-bot war.

And that’s not all! “TMZ” was able to steal a page from the action-packed screenplay while Shia LeBeouf was on the pooper.

Here’s a peek:

SAM- Run!!

OPTIMUS- Sam!

SAM- Bumblebee!!

MEGATRON- Yaaaaaaargh!

SAM- Run!! …Bumblebee?

CARLY- Ahhhhhhhhh!

SAM-Carly!!

MEGATRON- Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!