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Dear Dr. Baddadvaisz,

I’m a thirty year old female suffering from Macular Degeneration. The UK just approved embryonic stem cell treatment as an experimental cure. I hate the thought of destroying a fertilized human egg, but I really don’t want to lose my sight. Help!

Sincerely,

Blinded By The Right

Dear Belinda,

You have the same name as the singer from that band, the Go-Go’s. 

I understand your plight.  If you are blind, you will never be able to see the embryo who’s life you have saved, but if you destroy the embryo, you will have the vision of that heinous act etched forever in you mind…unless you turn away as you are killing the baby people egg, or have a picture of it done in braille, in which case I would say yes to both.

Keep The Change,

Dr. B