As you know, the words “Fillipino” and “Fallopian” look a lot alike and sound the same, just like Oprah and Dr. Phil?!? But what you may not know is that they have completely different definitions.
See kids, Fallopians are a pair of tubes that live just north and to either side of a person’s girl parts. Their insides are lined with cilia (not to be confused with Celiacs, which is a topic for another day) and lead from the ovaries to the uvula, allowing eggs to travel from the brain to the right foot.
Filipinos, however, are the hundred million strong residents of the Phillipines (not to be confused with Philistines, which is also a topic for another day), a group of islands off the west coast of Southeast Asia. They have a 28 letter alphabet, which is six more than ours, and teach porpoises to sing classic rock from the 70’s.
It’s still unclear whether Filipinos actually possess Fallopians, yet most biologists believe they do not.
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