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Even the worst clients can make great lawyers.

Upstart defense attorney, Cassie Anderson, can’t seem to get her business off the ground, that is until she forges an unlikely partnership with Bad Minton bad-boy, AJ Simmons.

Casey Anthony and OJ Simpson star in this riveting legal roller coaster Gene Shalit calls, “Another lawyer show”. Best Defense pits the two legendary courtroom figures against a corrupt legal system bent on ursurping American liberties, such as; the right to get your stuff back, and the right to party.

Cassie and AJ are a winning team. Despite Anderson’s logical detachment, she is able to appreciate her partner’s passionate pursuit of justice. Leif Garret plays their irrepressible legal assistant, working his way through veterinary school while trying to keep his bosses from killing each other.

In Episode 1, Rosie O’Donnell and Tyra Banks make cameos as a pyromaniac, lesbian couple who set fire to an orphanage. It will take all of Cassie and AJ’s legal maneuvering and expertise to defend their new clients from the heinous hand of American jurisprudence.

Produced by Aaron Spelling’s cadaver.